Pottermore: Expecto Riddikulus!

Harry Potter scams, everybody!

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Not a fan of Harry Potter myself, but whatever. Go here and see all the stupid stuff your kids shouldn't be doing. If they are doing it, Expulsior Slapify them round the ear and send them on their way.

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