Interesting store names at the SM Mall of Asia...

I doubt I caught every strange / odd / humorous / wtf name in this place, but let's see what I did end up with. First, a vendor that clearly based their name on the WWE wrestling song from the 90s, Slam Jam:

SpamJam

You can see what they did there (along with mashing up spam and jam in one terrifying mixture, hopefully).
Taking it to the next level (literally, because it was on the next floor up) is this brilliantly named store:

Now with 100% more cock.

Now with 100% more cock, everybody.

I think the winner in this little competition, though, has to be this food place:

You called it WHAT?

Way to go, guys. Way to go.

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